January 26, 2011
wamiv-: Thoughts before bed That frozen pizza was good. Maybe a little too frozen. I got it out halfway early because I wanted it so bad so I masked the cold parts with some cool and delicious Ranch dressing. I wonder how many couples have had sex listening to “Jock Jams” If like 1/5 Americans has an STD, I have literally hundreds of people with itchy crotches reading my blog (sorry you guys) My skin smells like fog from a dry-ice machine If I don’t get a letter from a graduate program this week I’m gonna….probably just be super bummed and talk about it a lot I had a dream that someone didn’t want to have sex with me because I was fat and then I woke up and nothing changed but my weight Brownies would be ambrosial right now Once I get into a program I’ll prob need to find a roommate for when I move. Depending on where that city is, I’ll prob find someone from tumblr. Fingers crossed for like a really funny fat chick who never has annoying dudes over and always cooks and cleans everything.  Everyone looks better with a tan. Even like fat ladies at the beach can look halfway decent if they are like super brown. It hides veins and gross shit your body does when you’re old and ugly. 

wamiv-:

Thoughts before bed

  • That frozen pizza was good. Maybe a little too frozen. I got it out halfway early because I wanted it so bad so I masked the cold parts with some cool and delicious Ranch dressing.
  • I wonder how many couples have had sex listening to “Jock Jams”
  • If like 1/5 Americans has an STD, I have literally hundreds of people with itchy crotches reading my blog (sorry you guys)
  • My skin smells like fog from a dry-ice machine
  • If I don’t get a letter from a graduate program this week I’m gonna….probably just be super bummed and talk about it a lot
  • I had a dream that someone didn’t want to have sex with me because I was fat and then I woke up and nothing changed but my weight
  • Brownies would be ambrosial right now
  • Once I get into a program I’ll prob need to find a roommate for when I move. Depending on where that city is, I’ll prob find someone from tumblr. Fingers crossed for like a really funny fat chick who never has annoying dudes over and always cooks and cleans everything. 
  • Everyone looks better with a tan. Even like fat ladies at the beach can look halfway decent if they are like super brown. It hides veins and gross shit your body does when you’re old and ugly. 
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  2. swingingaxes said: you talk about fat women alot.
  3. drinkyourjuice said: this should be a thing
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