January 26, 2011
wamiv-: Thoughts before bed Yeah, only posting this pic because it makes my stomach look SHREDDED (but I’m actually trying to balance a Princess Diana Ty beanie babie on my shoulder) (I can be more self-deprecating when I’m old and fat) Every time I think about my interview I do like 20 of my tics I need to buy a suit soon, a lot of weddings and shit are coming up.  I don’t know what’s worse: eating my own flesh or ripping it off with my teeth and spitting it on the ground. Sorry lips. My body heals so quick, I should start cutting just so I can keep a log and try to beat my quickest healing time If I shaved my eyebrows off I bet I would be 86% less attractive I really wish Hollywood would allows Lisa Kudrow entree into the upper echelon of dramatic cinema It took my computer at least a full minute to load a Google search so that I could make sure I spelled “echelon” right.  I’m not looking forward to all the Valentine’s day “sad posts” on tumblr. Any of us could be dating someone, just not someone cool or hot. Lord knows there is evidence in some of the subhumans I went to high school with. When I was 9 I had to get my brain waves and shit scanned because I had head aches all the time. The lady told me that she could see when I was dreaming or when I was awake, so I naturally assumed she could see WHAT I was dreaming too. Wanna watch a 9-year-old fggt sweat and try to think of only legos and super Mario for an hour? Tell him you can see all of his thoughts. 

wamiv-:

Thoughts before bed

  • Yeah, only posting this pic because it makes my stomach look SHREDDED (but I’m actually trying to balance a Princess Diana Ty beanie babie on my shoulder) (I can be more self-deprecating when I’m old and fat)
  • Every time I think about my interview I do like 20 of my tics
  • I need to buy a suit soon, a lot of weddings and shit are coming up. 
  • I don’t know what’s worse: eating my own flesh or ripping it off with my teeth and spitting it on the ground. Sorry lips.
  • My body heals so quick, I should start cutting just so I can keep a log and try to beat my quickest healing time
  • If I shaved my eyebrows off I bet I would be 86% less attractive
  • I really wish Hollywood would allows Lisa Kudrow entree into the upper echelon of dramatic cinema
  • It took my computer at least a full minute to load a Google search so that I could make sure I spelled “echelon” right. 
  • I’m not looking forward to all the Valentine’s day “sad posts” on tumblr. Any of us could be dating someone, just not someone cool or hot. Lord knows there is evidence in some of the subhumans I went to high school with.
  • When I was 9 I had to get my brain waves and shit scanned because I had head aches all the time. The lady told me that she could see when I was dreaming or when I was awake, so I naturally assumed she could see WHAT I was dreaming too. Wanna watch a 9-year-old fggt sweat and try to think of only legos and super Mario for an hour? Tell him you can see all of his thoughts. 
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  1. stasis said: I think there might be text attached to this but I can’t see them over the magnificence of your abdomen.
  2. slowmover reblogged this from wamiv-
  3. thisjelly said: i like these before bed posts. And Lisa Kudrow.
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