Merry Christmas
- Dad: Ugh. the neighborhood Christmas party is tonight
- Me: Ewww
- Dad: I know, I'd rather suck a room full of dicks
- Me: Duh
- Dad: Yep, the plan is to show up, and then ditch mommy after about 20 minutes
- Me: How kind
- Dad: That's what I always do
- Mom: Your Dads a Jerk and why does he always want to suck a room full of dicks ; ? /