wamiv:So hood.
Mom: John Mayer has a tumblr?! Post something he would like!
Me: John Mayer doesn’t even follow me, why would I do that?
Mom: Maybe he would if you posted something funny for once
Me: I wouldn’t even know what he would like, why would I pander to a stranger?
Mom: Here, put on this hat. Let’s be like Jay-Z, John Mayer would think that was funny.
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