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jhnmyr: This one was awesome. Pretend you read it and you were moved and I changed your mind about everything you thought you knew about some rather insignificant things. I have a rule with myself that any idea good enough to write about on a blog is good enough to try in a song somewhere. Neil Young Live at Massey Hall ‘71 is a really fantastic album. And to Morning John, you did well....

Mar 28th

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wamiv-: This is just a reminder that Morrrgan is a hilarious woman and this is her just doing improv for me and why is she not being paid to be funny?

Feb 12th

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WAMIV: There is no such thing as "non-forcible"... →

wamiv-: Now, I have had the fucking privilege of never being sexually abused in my life, so forgive me for taking some liberties here, but this is what I imagine a “non-forcible date rape” would feel like. Imagine it is like when you used to have tickle fights with your friends. It starts off fun and…

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Jan 26th

Dudes, I got an interview with the best program in...

Jan 26th

kid vomits kid mad kid starts work dog barks door...

It has been a long day and it’s only 4:40 am.

Oct 13th

WAMIV: I am genuinely terrified by people I... →

wamiv:I wanna baby. And I don’t necessarily mean I am passing judgement on them, by all means go for it. All I am saying is that I think I am at least ten years out from submitting myself to the biggest life-long responsibility I will ever take on in my life. At this juncture in my being I feel like I am still…

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Glamma's romance advice:

Glamma: When I was dating, I made sure to always have two boyfriends
Me: What? Like, two steady boyfriends at the same time?
Glamma: Yep, so that if one couldn't go out with me, the other one could. And they knew about each other too!
Me: And they didn't mind?
Glamma: Nope, they knew what they had. Finding boyfriends is easy, I had to downsize to one though because I traded the red-headed one for my friend's bracelet.
Me: You traded your boyfriend for a bracelet?
Glamma: Yeah, it was a pretty bracelet, and I wasn't about to have no red-headed babies
 Oh, Snap.

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William Augustus: So, not to get all sappy →

but let me tell you what happened when Christine Friar came last weekend, because it is a pretty good example of a perfect scenario. When you other tumblrs get together, I’m sure it is okay for you to just meet at a bar, have a beer, talk tumblr, and leave after a few pics. Not us. When Christine…

Mar 31st

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Feb 18th

I just want to be able to breathe out of my nose...

wamiv: I’ll do anything. Handjobs to the homeless, I don’t care, just decongest me. Handjobs for the homeless is not the cure for everything,Will.

Feb 18th

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Christians always get married so fucking young

(via wamiv) Would you rather rot in hell?

Feb 13th

When I have the time to sit with my thoughts

wamiv: I just panic, panic, panic re: my future (starting in like 4 months), jobs, preparing for a lifetime of romantic loneliness, my friendships, etc. The older I get, the more pathetic I feel. And not in a funny self-deprecating way, but in a legitimately, “Jesus, you’re fucking tragic” way. I can’t be bothered with this reality, mind, let me just enjoy some memes or something. Someone hook...

Feb 1st

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Glamma just FB messaged me to tell me to put off...

(via wamiv) I <3 Glamma

Jan 17th

I've felt really weird lately

wamiv: just kind of a “….and now what?” feeling that feeling is becoming an adult it is a strange feeling

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Jan 12th

I was getting frustrated at my own job search just...

wamiv: because there aren’t a lot of positions, and the ones that are available aren’t what I would want to do. However, then I realized: who the Hell am I to turn my nose up to anything? Because I was coddled my whole life, given absolutely everything that I now have, because I did the required reading, because my parents paid for me to go to college, does all of this entitle me to the job...

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Dec 31st

I just pulled a tick off of my torso

wamiv: so, if I die of Lyme disease unexpectedly, you guys heard it first. That’s what happens when you sleep with dogs.

Dec 28th

Merry Christmas

Dad: Ugh. the neighborhood Christmas party is tonight
Me: Ewww
Dad: I know, I'd rather suck a room full of dicks
Me: Duh
Dad: Yep, the plan is to show up, and then ditch mommy after about 20 minutes
Me: How kind
Dad: That's what I always do
Mom: Your Dads a Jerk and why does he always want to suck a room full of dicks ; ? /

Dec 12th

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My apathy is ridiculous

wamiv: I just realize that pretty much everything I am doing right now is irrelevant. I am not contributing to the conversation at all. I am at a point in my life where everything is trivial. I just don’t really care. I don’t entertain myself with the tedious details of the mundane; I guess I will just exist in this state until further notice. shake it off

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Dec 10th

Some days I wake up and I am unhappy with who I am

willmccloud: but then I spend the day surrounded by and dealing with other miserably tedious people, and their stories, and their beliefs, and their bullshit, and I realize that I am pretty okay with myself. I wanna hang around with your people mine make me more miserable.

Dec 10th

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Dec 10th

Literary lives?

willmccloud: Maybe the reason certain things are hard for us (like closure, and uncertainty, and our futures) is because we demand that our lives play out like a book. We literally refer to our lives in “chapters”, and we try to piece together what constitutes another “story” in our lives. It’s difficult when it doesn’t work out that way for some reason or another. You try to make sense of...

Dec 10th