March 28, 2011

Saved Another Post As A Draft

jhnmyr:

This one was awesome. Pretend you read it and you were moved and I changed your mind about everything you thought you knew about some rather insignificant things.

I have a rule with myself that any idea good enough to write about on a blog is good enough to try in a song somewhere.

Neil Young Live at Massey Hall ‘71 is a really fantastic album.

And to Morning John, you did well. Nothing in this post to worry about. Go to the gym.

-JM

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March 7, 2011

Phish - Gin And Juice.. (via devin433ishereagain1)

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February 11, 2011

wamiv-:

This is just a reminder that Morrrgan is a hilarious woman and this is her just doing improv for me and why is she not being paid to be funny?

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February 2, 2011
WAMIV: There is no such thing as "non-forcible" rape.

wamiv-:

Now, I have had the fucking privilege of never being sexually abused in my life, so forgive me for taking some liberties here, but this is what I imagine a “non-forcible date rape” would feel like.

Imagine it is like when you used to have tickle fights with your friends. It starts off fun and…

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January 26, 2011
wamiv-: Thoughts before bed That frozen pizza was good. Maybe a little too frozen. I got it out halfway early because I wanted it so bad so I masked the cold parts with some cool and delicious Ranch dressing. I wonder how many couples have had sex listening to “Jock Jams” If like 1/5 Americans has an STD, I have literally hundreds of people with itchy crotches reading my blog (sorry you guys) My skin smells like fog from a dry-ice machine If I don’t get a letter from a graduate program this week I’m gonna….probably just be super bummed and talk about it a lot I had a dream that someone didn’t want to have sex with me because I was fat and then I woke up and nothing changed but my weight Brownies would be ambrosial right now Once I get into a program I’ll prob need to find a roommate for when I move. Depending on where that city is, I’ll prob find someone from tumblr. Fingers crossed for like a really funny fat chick who never has annoying dudes over and always cooks and cleans everything.  Everyone looks better with a tan. Even like fat ladies at the beach can look halfway decent if they are like super brown. It hides veins and gross shit your body does when you’re old and ugly. 

wamiv-:

Thoughts before bed

  • That frozen pizza was good. Maybe a little too frozen. I got it out halfway early because I wanted it so bad so I masked the cold parts with some cool and delicious Ranch dressing.
  • I wonder how many couples have had sex listening to “Jock Jams”
  • If like 1/5 Americans has an STD, I have literally hundreds of people with itchy crotches reading my blog (sorry you guys)
  • My skin smells like fog from a dry-ice machine
  • If I don’t get a letter from a graduate program this week I’m gonna….probably just be super bummed and talk about it a lot
  • I had a dream that someone didn’t want to have sex with me because I was fat and then I woke up and nothing changed but my weight
  • Brownies would be ambrosial right now
  • Once I get into a program I’ll prob need to find a roommate for when I move. Depending on where that city is, I’ll prob find someone from tumblr. Fingers crossed for like a really funny fat chick who never has annoying dudes over and always cooks and cleans everything. 
  • Everyone looks better with a tan. Even like fat ladies at the beach can look halfway decent if they are like super brown. It hides veins and gross shit your body does when you’re old and ugly. 
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Dudes, I got an interview with the best program in the country

(Source: wamiv-)

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wamiv-: Thoughts before bed Yeah, only posting this pic because it makes my stomach look SHREDDED (but I’m actually trying to balance a Princess Diana Ty beanie babie on my shoulder) (I can be more self-deprecating when I’m old and fat) Every time I think about my interview I do like 20 of my tics I need to buy a suit soon, a lot of weddings and shit are coming up.  I don’t know what’s worse: eating my own flesh or ripping it off with my teeth and spitting it on the ground. Sorry lips. My body heals so quick, I should start cutting just so I can keep a log and try to beat my quickest healing time If I shaved my eyebrows off I bet I would be 86% less attractive I really wish Hollywood would allows Lisa Kudrow entree into the upper echelon of dramatic cinema It took my computer at least a full minute to load a Google search so that I could make sure I spelled “echelon” right.  I’m not looking forward to all the Valentine’s day “sad posts” on tumblr. Any of us could be dating someone, just not someone cool or hot. Lord knows there is evidence in some of the subhumans I went to high school with. When I was 9 I had to get my brain waves and shit scanned because I had head aches all the time. The lady told me that she could see when I was dreaming or when I was awake, so I naturally assumed she could see WHAT I was dreaming too. Wanna watch a 9-year-old fggt sweat and try to think of only legos and super Mario for an hour? Tell him you can see all of his thoughts. 

wamiv-:

Thoughts before bed

  • Yeah, only posting this pic because it makes my stomach look SHREDDED (but I’m actually trying to balance a Princess Diana Ty beanie babie on my shoulder) (I can be more self-deprecating when I’m old and fat)
  • Every time I think about my interview I do like 20 of my tics
  • I need to buy a suit soon, a lot of weddings and shit are coming up. 
  • I don’t know what’s worse: eating my own flesh or ripping it off with my teeth and spitting it on the ground. Sorry lips.
  • My body heals so quick, I should start cutting just so I can keep a log and try to beat my quickest healing time
  • If I shaved my eyebrows off I bet I would be 86% less attractive
  • I really wish Hollywood would allows Lisa Kudrow entree into the upper echelon of dramatic cinema
  • It took my computer at least a full minute to load a Google search so that I could make sure I spelled “echelon” right. 
  • I’m not looking forward to all the Valentine’s day “sad posts” on tumblr. Any of us could be dating someone, just not someone cool or hot. Lord knows there is evidence in some of the subhumans I went to high school with.
  • When I was 9 I had to get my brain waves and shit scanned because I had head aches all the time. The lady told me that she could see when I was dreaming or when I was awake, so I naturally assumed she could see WHAT I was dreaming too. Wanna watch a 9-year-old fggt sweat and try to think of only legos and super Mario for an hour? Tell him you can see all of his thoughts. 
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October 13, 2010

kid vomits kid mad kid starts work dog barks door closes

It has been a long day and it’s only 4:40 am.

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October 7, 2010
WAMIV: I am genuinely terrified by people I graduated with having children

wamiv:I wanna baby.

And I don’t necessarily mean I am passing judgement on them, by all means go for it. All I am saying is that I think I am at least ten years out from submitting myself to the biggest life-long responsibility I will ever take on in my life. At this juncture in my being I feel like I am still…

(Source: wamiv-)

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October 1, 2010
wamiv:Are you in rehab, yet? I should ask people  “Wanna see something fucked up?” and then do this

wamiv:Are you in rehab, yet?

I should ask people 

“Wanna see something fucked up?”

and then do this

(Source: wamiv-)

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